It Happens To The Best Of Us

73 days without being arrested. I must be maturing.

Pee-Thought #72

So a 70-something dude did some research, and found out that legally North Dakota is NOT a state,

How cool is that?!

I was just planning on buying a metal detector when I got old.

From The Annals of Self Awareness

Apparently there was an earthquake today in Virginia that was felt all the way to Massachusetts.

Here in NYC...I just thought it was particularly good weed.

The Price of Stupid: $270

So...thanks to my Public Defender (Ms. Norman, YOU ROCK!), I am officially not a criminal but rather a violator.

I never thought in my almost 43 years of life I would be grateful for the distinction.

She noticed I had been charged with the wrong crime (they had accused me of having the blade on my person, and threatening another person when it was simply in my backpack) and pleaded me down to disorderly conduct.


Seriously, could I have possibly come up with a better name for my blog?

Pee-Thought

I know I'm gettin' old when using my prostate leaves me winded.

So, That Happened.

My wife, daughter, and I just had our best family vacation EVER! We went to Puerto Rico for the first, and surely not the last, time. A huge chunk of what made it great was our friend Araina, and her family that live there.

 She took our daughter for a night so that we could go to Old San Juan as a married couple....you know, and do naughty things.

                                         Oh, and I got arrested at JFK for weapons possession and went to jail, missed my flight, and have to appear before a Judge in 2 weeks.

                                                                                                    But then, you'd guessed that already.

              To Be Continued: Because it REALLY HAPPENED, and I'm gonna' milk the experience for all it's worth.

Atheism 101

Sherwood Schwarz, the creator of "The Brady Bunch", and  "Gilligans Island", has died at the age of 94!!!

He lived longer than Vincent Van Gogh, Stevie Ray Vaughn, and Bill Hicks.

Yeah, I gotta' go back to The Man.  " If there is a god, he is a malign thug."

Seriously, that's just wrong.