To All Non-New Yorkers Who Have An Opinion On The Mosque 2 Blocks Away From "Ground Zero" Part 2

We are but a simple island people. Why must you mainlanders try and impose your values upon us?

"This is not America"

I have tickets for both Pee-Wee Herman, and Spiderman on Broadway. Granted, it's two different shows, but still...how cool is that?

How Stupid/Paradoxical Can I Get?

I'm reading THE NEW YORKER review of Laura Linney's new Showtime series THE BIG C while smoking. Boy do I love irony.

All Is Right With The World

I just discovered that "Humanoids From The Deep" is out on Blu-Ray. Oh yeah, 2 day delivery from Amazon. McClure will endure.

How To Discourage Overly Friendly Bartenders

HIM: What can I get ya'?
ME: A Bud.
HIM: So, what brings you 'round here?
ME:(Beat) Something not technically illegal, but...Wait, why do YOU wanna' know?

And then I drank in peace.

To All Non-New Yorkers Who Have An Opinion On The Mosque 2 Blocks Away From "Ground Zero"

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

My Life On Drugs;Part 1 of an ongoing series

I started smoking pot when I was 9. I dropped acid for the first time at 13. When I think about how different my life might - AAHHH!BATS!....wait.What was I sayin'?