Delusion Of The Day

Recently, looking in a mirror, I realized I could have been an action star.

Then I took a second look, and realized I'd be the partner that gets killed in the first 10 minutes.

It is a CHILLING recognition.

Y'know? Like when your pubes go gray.

I Rarely Bite

For the few of you that actually read my psychotic screeds, I want to let you know.

I will NOT flame you if you comment.

Just wanted to get that out there.

Yet Another Reason I'm An East Coast Snob

No joke this time, just an observation.

My daughter can grow up and marry whomever she falls in love with.

As long as she sticks to her roots, the Northeast.

And they say California leads progressive change?

I'm Not Telling Where Though...(girlish giggle).

While I got an amazing terry-cloth bathrobe for Fathers day, the important present is coming this week. I was given permission from The Overlord/My wife that we can afford a new tattoo. NEW INK!!! Huzzah!!! I say, Huzzah!!!

So as not to keep the 7 of you that occasionally actually read my drunken ramblings in suspense, the new tat is....(picture it in an old fashioned typewriter font)


You must never be afraid to go there.
                                                              Harlan Ellison

Too on the nose?

My Solo Gift Of The Magi

I was supposed to get an eye exam the other day. Instead I blew it off, and went to the comic book store. When I got home, and went to read my comics.....yeah,I couldn't.

I'm an idiot.

But we knew that already.

I Don't Even Own A Car, So Fuck Off.

New York recently passed a law that makes it illegal to smoke on public beaches, and in public parks.

It gets better.

They announced that the NYPD would not be expected to enforce the law, that falls on the Parks Department, and fellow citizens.

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!

Don't Read This Post.....No, Seriously, DON'T!

I've found my first positive about aging. While, yes it's true, your balls start to droop, apparently so does your cock. Which, therefore, makes it look bigger.

I warned you in the headline.

YOU chose to come this far.