A Drunken Thought For the New Year

With the New START treaty having been ratified, does this signal a precursor to a more sensible...waitaminnit', I'm drunk.

I love my wifes boobies.

There, that's better.
                                                      HAPPY (drunken) NEW YEAR!!!
                                                                                                                  - V.H.

A Holiday Greeting To Both Of My Readers

"Really? This is it?! This is what you got me?!?!?"
                                - Jesus to his dad at the first Christmas

                                                 And to all a good night.
    

Livin' Middle-Age on The Edge

When you cough up something that looks like a miniature H.P. Lovecraft creature, and you can't see any blood, well that's a good day.

How's your day been?

Proof I've Lived Too Long In Four Words

Colonoscopy on January sixth.

I'm Thinking Esperanto

Does anyone know if "Entenmann's"  means "Lucifer's"  in another language?

Because I'm Not Too Bright

I'm seriously considering going back to stand-up.

You know, what with my marriage, and child-rearing going well, it just wouldn't feel like me if I didn't do all I could to screw things up.

The important thing is that I'm growing as a person.


Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I couldn't even TYPE that without laughing.

My Cheap Ass Parents Only Got The 40 Year Warranty

I have to get an MRI on my knee because it clicks, grinds, and pops. (You may remember that phrase as a less successful breakfast cereals ad campaign.) It's a direct result of the car clipping me.

The Colonoscopy, while also forthcoming, is unrelated.

I'm fairly certain getting older sucks.