I've Got The Place To Myself

So I just finished watching the remake of Wes Cravens "The Last House On The Left". Not only is it quite possibly the best remake I've ever seen, but the message of revenge/problem solving through violence, was so well executed, I feel like voting Republican.
It is one of the hardest movies to watch  since "Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer". So if you didn't find Henry to be the laugh a minute fun-guy I did, avoid Krug and "Last House..." at all costs.
                     Seriously. There's rape and stuff.
However, if you've got a high tolerance for fictional portrayals of man's inhumanity to man, and like a well done revenge movie....well this is MY favorite since "Death Sentence" with Kevin Bacon.
           Mmmm!......Vigilantilicious.

To My Readers

So here it is. Who wants to actually acknowledge they're looking at my blog? I know it's only people who know me, but my own wife hasn't even taken the time to tell me I suck.

So I'm running a contest. The first person to admit in a comment section, old or new (I'll check), that they have wasted a part of their life by actually reading these ramblings, well they will be spared when I finally snap.

Admit it, we all know it's coming. Do you really wanna' run the risk? Also my daughter turned three. But you knew that.......where's my garrote?

The Future = Yeah, like I fuckin' know

Maybe It's simply because I'm high, or drunk, but kids are assholes. Oh wait, I forgot. It has nothing to do with age. Bummer. I guess my daughter is gonna' be as big an asshole as I am. Frakkin' genetics.

Great Futile Gestures

Playboy is going 3-D for their June issue. Ohhhh boy, the internet's in trouble now.

A Helluva' Town

I love being a New Yorker nowadays. Not only did we give a big ol' collective "Fuck you! We're busy." to terrorism, I just saw a map on Andrew Sullivans site that shows, per capita, NY uses less gasoline than any other state. We rock! (despite the wall street assholes)

The Four Happiest Words I've Ever Heard

"I do".  "I'm pregnant".

So....

So we woke up this morning to reports that Times Square almost blew up last night. You know what we did today? My wife and daughter went to the Bronx Zoo. I stayed home with a pinched nerve. So suck on that Al Qaeda/Taliban/Tim McVeigh wannabe'.
                When my wife and child are braver than the coward that tried to blow up his neighbors (Times Square is The Crossroads of the World) I think we've already won.