Pee-Thought #72

So a 70-something dude did some research, and found out that legally North Dakota is NOT a state,

How cool is that?!

I was just planning on buying a metal detector when I got old.

From The Annals of Self Awareness

Apparently there was an earthquake today in Virginia that was felt all the way to Massachusetts.

Here in NYC...I just thought it was particularly good weed.

The Price of Stupid: $270

So...thanks to my Public Defender (Ms. Norman, YOU ROCK!), I am officially not a criminal but rather a violator.

I never thought in my almost 43 years of life I would be grateful for the distinction.

She noticed I had been charged with the wrong crime (they had accused me of having the blade on my person, and threatening another person when it was simply in my backpack) and pleaded me down to disorderly conduct.


Seriously, could I have possibly come up with a better name for my blog?

Pee-Thought

I know I'm gettin' old when using my prostate leaves me winded.