Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Parenting is HARD

Lucretia (names changed because it's a fucking blog where I'm gonna' write some fucked up shit), my daughter, has me worried. My wife is a successful, intelligent, professional and I'm...well...I'm not making things identifiably worse, and yet my daughter Paris, (see above) is acting like a Palin supporter.
Here, that's a bad thing.
"Why should I do anything to help others? What do I get? I see you helping poor people, WAHHHHH!" Now to be fair that's not just ex-half term gov. Palin behavior. It's all her ilk, and possibly Elk, I'm not familiar with voting rights in Alaska. Fortunately, we've caught it in time. Lindsay (again, see above) has had it pointed out to her that it is the decent thing to do to look out for the least off of us.
Now of course she asked what socialist- mother- killing- father- raper said such a thing, and for that I blame Arlo Guthrie. However once it was explained to her that it's good for the country that all its citizens be happy, healthy, and educated...well...
That's when she came at me with a sharpened copy of ATLAS SHRUGGED...

TO BE CONTINUED IN- Ayn Rand was a loathsome excuse for a human being
OR
Really? People are still defending this crap?

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