Monday, April 12, 2010

Where to begin?

Well, first and foremost, I'm a freak.
I say this as a shortcut to anyone that doesn't want to be offended in their blog reading, because one of the most freakish things about me is my unerring ability to, eventually, offend everyone I meet. And by "eventually" I mean sooner, rather than later. And by "sooner, rather than later" I mean almost immediately.
It's a gift, I know. By the way, ALL religion is a bad thing....Nic Cage IS the most daring film actor in America....bespectacled brunettes who resemble librarians ARE the sexiest type of woman....Pandering to your wife IS cool....and there is NO rule of 3 in comedy.

It will never be worth it-
Verbal Hooligan

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